Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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