i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
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you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
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I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
The Olympian is in my bed
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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