Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
