dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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