She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
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Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
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Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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