He is such a slut. More and more my type.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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