Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
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I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
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I need to hump something and I know u understand.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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