we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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