you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
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I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
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On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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