Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
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Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
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Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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