Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
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Did you just see the Batmobile???
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
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I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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