if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Slut skills are useful in every country.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
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They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
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How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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