Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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