Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
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I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
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I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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