even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
well you can't waste a boner
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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