well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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