is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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