Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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