Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
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Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
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I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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