Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Randomize
