I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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