"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize