chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
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i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
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Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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