And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
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I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
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Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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