He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
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The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
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We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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