the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
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Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
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I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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