It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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