I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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