We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
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