my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
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Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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