I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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