if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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