great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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