How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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