Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
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I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
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