He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
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I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
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went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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