Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
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I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
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The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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