If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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