thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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