Having a random hookup so left but love u
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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