On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
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Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
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so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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