you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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