But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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