yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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