Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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