Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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