I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
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so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
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If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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