Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
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He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
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Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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