im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
