Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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