If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
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Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
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i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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