the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
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