Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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