Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
And the cops told us we were all naked.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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