what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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