We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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