Are we in a gay sports bar?
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
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