4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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