They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
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Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
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My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
i think i just lost a toe
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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